Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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