Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
there is puke in my bra ... again
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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