Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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