If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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