I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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