the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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