dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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