she was so not down for the gang bang
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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