he shaved USA in his pubs
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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