That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I think my moral compass just broke
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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