In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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