did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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