why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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