I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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