the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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