Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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