she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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