he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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