I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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