I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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