in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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