dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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