I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
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Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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