who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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