guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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