Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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