office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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