I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Life is so much better after having sex.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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