I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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