Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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