hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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