it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
it's not cheating when I paid for it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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