That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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