do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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Boobs are out for the taking
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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