I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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