i already hear my dad disowning me
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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