Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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