We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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