I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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