Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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