I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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