I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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