so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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