found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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