Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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