I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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