hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
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theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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