Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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