Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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