I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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